About Petty Press

Petty Press investigates ordinary pets as though they were disgraced celebrities, suspicious politicians, professional athletes or notorious criminals.

You provide a photograph and the household lore. We turn those aliases, incidents, questionable finances and witness statements into an absurdly professional exposé that is funny because it is unmistakably your pet.

Beneath every accusation is an affectionate verdict: the comedy earns the reveal, and the truth about how loved they are makes the case worth keeping.